just-shower-thoughts:

When people ask me where I see myself in 5 years I should reply “I don’t have 2020 vision”

(Source: sunkissedscorpion)

lmfao:

ggoing:

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory)

lets-get-fit-madafaka:

as-seenon-tv:

TODAY I WAS RUNNING AND THIS MINIVAN DROVE PAST ME AND SOME LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY YELLED OUT THE WINDOW SOMETHING LIKE “RUN FAT ASS” AND HIS MOTHER TURNED THE CAR AROUND AND MADE HIM RUN LIKE 5 BLOCKS WITH ME WHILE SHE DROVE NEXT TO US I ALMOST SLIPPED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

And that’s the kind of education idiotic people need. Seriously.

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(Source: pink-millk)

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: zylv)